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The Album and Me – A Love Story Set To Music

On more than one occasion I have gone out to buy an album but come home with three, sometimes without the one I had initially intended to buy. I love shopping for them, trailing around record shops, looking at the cover and tracklisting on the way home and finally playing it. I also tend to strike up conversations with those behind the till if they look friendly enough. One recent encounter found me speaking about the brilliant Flamin’ Groovies album Teenage Head, to the middle aged owner of the store clearly more in to rockabilly if his hairstyle and clothing were anything to go by. Thankfully, with the original vinyl hanging on the wall, he too had great respect for one of the best records of 1971, a year not shy of great album releases. To be honest, I think he was just glad someone was in his shop on a Tuesday afternoon.

One of my most enjoyable album buying escapades happened recently when I tracked down two LP’s I’ve been seeking out on vinyl for years by one of my favourite songwriters, the (fairly) obscure American Bob Lind. The fact that I already had the songs on a CD released in 2007 was beside the point. I have searched record stores from New York to Berlin for his two albums from the sixties, Don’t Be Concerned and Photographs Of Feeling but eventually found them not far from my home in London, in the downstairs vinyl section of Flashback Records. My excitement was such that I let out a muffled scream of delight and felt I had to tell the woman behind the counter why I had a big smile on my face when handing over the cash (£9 for both, bargain of the century). As I finished explaining my delight she simply retorted “they’ve been waiting here for you”. I thought that was a great response as it encapsulates perfectly the notion that an album can feel like a cherished friend. They are there for you through the good and bad times and if chosen wisely will not let you down. I’ve yet to witness first hand the sight of three friends being sold for £10 in Fopp and admittedly whilst such an occurrence would at first appear strange and disconcerting, you would struggle to argue that it didn’t constitute tremendous value for money.

It’s easy to romanticise about albums but then again, surely music and romanticism go hand in hand more than say, romanticism and the painting and decorating industry. I say this as my one of my best friends has his own painting and decorating business. He doesn’t tend to talk about matt emulsion much over a drink, but get him started on the merits of Beck’s Sea Change and there’s no stopping him. Like him, it is also my favourite Beck album.

I still sit with friends, play albums and enthuse about them. If drink is involved, I am prone to the expression “it’s f***ing amazing!”, just three words, one an expletive, but they sum it all up. I have extolled the virtues of everything from The Beta Band’s Hot Shots II and Get Yer Ya Ya’s Out by the Stones, to Billie Holiday At Storyville and Tappa Zukie In Dub. There are many, many more besides and I hope many more nights like those still to be had. The conversations on such evenings have often turned in to great debates with matters deliberated over including how Adventure by Television never gets the credit it deserves because of always being in the shadow of Marquee Moon, the fact that Captain Beefheart’s Trout Mask Replica is totally overrated while Safe As Milk is undervalued and how during a certain point in the 1980′s, Boris Becker could rightly have been labelled Ivan Lendl’s bugbear. That last one has nothing to do with music but sometimes we stray off topic.

Incidentally, Adventure by Television is not only one of several albums I own on both CD and vinyl but also one of my two greatest charity shop finds. On the same day I uncovered the original Elektra vinyl together with lyric sheet I also came across Howlin’ Wolf’s “The Howlin’ Wolf” album which features the man himself backed with a full band doing psychedelic-esque rock versions of his songs. The album is more famous for the fact that Wolf didn’t like it and this disdain is referenced on the cover which reads – “This is Howlin’ Wolf’s new album.  He doesn’t like it. He didn’t like his electric guitar at first either.” It’s actually very good indeed and worth the £10 that went straight to Oxfam. I still regret not buying The Fall album Shift-Work which was also there that day, what a hat trick that would have been. I made the classic charity shop error of intending to go back the next day and get it by which time of course it had already been snapped up.

I do embrace download culture, especially the purchasing of single tracks as we probably all own albums we bought because we had heard a great tune from it only to find out the rest of the album is a tad poor or on other occasions, utter rubbish. Also, it can be extremely difficult to find some songs without going online. The only way I got my hands on In Zaire by Johnny Wakelin or Paul Davidson’s reggae version of The Allman Brothers tune Midnight Rider was via Itunes. It was quick and easy and saved a lot of hassle trying to track down obscure physical formats featuring a particular song. There are some however that will only ever be found after a long hunt. I finally got my hands on the NF Porter track Keep On Keeping On from a bloke in Yorkshire who was selling the compilation soul album The Golden Torch Story on which the track is contained. Download culture has of course changed the way we listen to music and I think it’s a shame that listening to an album from start to finish is becoming increasingly less commonplace. There is much satisfaction to be had by playing an album in its entirety and the journey contained therein. I also like reading books from start to finish as opposed to just chapter 7.

At the end of each year, I publish my Albums Of The Year on my web site. I see this as firstly a chance to right some of the wrongs from the usual end of year polls in magazines but also and more importantly, an attempt to highlight some albums that never got the attention they deserved. In the last couple of years these have included Darker My Love’s Alive As You Are, The Middle East’s I Want That You Are Always Happy  and The Warm Digits Keep Warm With The Warm Digits. It’s gratifying to introduce people to good music they haven’t yet heard and for them to let you know they like it, a highly enjoyable public service if you will. It’s also an excuse, not that one should be needed, to listen to as much music as possible and the album as a format to do so is incomparable.

2012 Albums Of The Year

If there was to be an award for best album liner notes of 2012 then it would surely be won by one of my favourite songwriters Bob Lind. On the album Finding You Again, his first since 1971′s Since There Were Circles there is a short essay and the usual lyric sheet but also a note of caution which simply reads – “Please listen to the songs all the way through before reading the lyrics. Reading the words while you listen for the first time is like consulting a sex manual while you’re making love”. You can’t say fairer than that. Here then, are 11 other albums which have made an impression on me over the past 12 months together with links to songs and performances should you wish to investigate more.

1. Gaz Coombes – Here Come The Bombs

If this had been a debut album from an unknown artist it would have been lauded as the emergence of a great new and exciting talent. Here Come The Bombs absolutely did not get the credit it deserves. With several of the songs not even featuring guitar, this is not a second rate version of Coombes’ previous band, it’s a departure and re-birth. The fact that the single White Noise sounds like a classic hit single that has been around for years is further testament to his writing talent.

Click here to watch the video for White Noise

Click here to listen to Break The Silence

2. Daniel Rossen – Silent Hour/Golden Mile

I’m a fan of the Grizzly Bear album Shields, the group of which Rossen is a member but this I like more. Of course, it’s been totally overshadowed by Shields as a result of both being released this year. This only serves to make Silent Hour/Golden Mile a hidden gem well worth finding. Technically this collection of songs is an EP but in a world where there are precious few Best EP’s Of The Year lists it has found inclusion on this list.

Click here to listen to Silent Song

Click here to listen to Return To Form

3. BMX Bandits – BMX Bandits In Space

This album contains two of may favourites songs of the year in Fucked Up This Time and The Unforgiven. Subjects dealt with within the 15 tracks include love, unrequited love and the simple joy of listening to music, a triumvirate most of us can empathise with at some point or another. In the year that saw Jim Burns’ terrific film on the band , Serious Drugs, being shown nationwide, it’s fitting that the band have produced arguably their finest record to date.

Click here to listen to Fucked Up This Time

Click here to listen to The Unforgiven

4. Allah-Las – Allah-Las 

They hail from California and met when working in a record shop. This collection of songs wouldn’t sound out of place on the classic 1972 Elektra Nuggets compilation. This is finely honed garage rock and roll albeit being made in 2012 via 1965.

Click here to watch the video for Tell Me (What’s On Your Mind)

Click here to watch the video for Busman’s Holiday

5. James Yorkston – I Was A Cat From A Book

I’m sure to some this may appear a tad downbeat but you don’t want everything at one hundred miles an hour, A Short Blues is an album highlight and the record is made all the more interesting with contributions from members of The Cinematic Orchestra and Lamb. A great late night album but then again, I’ve played it in the morning too.

Click here to watch a short documentary on the making of I Was A Cat From A Book

Click here to listen to Just As Scared

6. Django Django – Django Django

Obviously the Beta Band connection is always appealing to me but this album stands up on its own. I did think it could probably benefit by being two songs shorter but that’s a bit like criticising Diego Maradonna’s second goal against England at Mexico 86 because he didn’t stay on his feet when slotting the ball home. Will be appearing on most end of year lists and with good reason.

Click here to watch a live version of Firewater

Click here to watch a live version of Waveforms

 

7. Father John Misty – Fear Fun

The first album under the moniker of FJM but certainly not the first album by J Tilman, this man is certainly prolific. His live performance for KEXP in Seattle is a good starting point for a performer who isn’t reticent to move a bit on stage. The songs though speak for themselves and may eventually lead to him being known as an independent musician and not just the the ex-drummer of Fleet Foxes.

Click here to watch the live KEXP session

Click here to watch the video for Hollywood Forever Cemetery Sings

8. Allo Darlin’ – Europe

This has already been a Rough Trade album of the month this year. Still the only band I know of in indie circles who use a ukulele not just on record but live. A shorter acoustic version of album opener Neil Armstrong was performed on The 3 Minute Chat Show and can be seen here. Also contains the singles Capricornia, Europe and album highlight The Letter.

To listen to The Letter click here

To watch the video for Northern Lights click here

 

The Letter – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bCbKzM-9A4&feature=related

9. The See See – Fountayne Mountain

Having supported The Brian Jonestown Massacre, this is an album that Anton Newcombe would have been proud of if he had made it himself. Containing one of the years most beautifuly melodious and slightly melancholic songs in Fix Me Up as well as the singles Sweet Hands and Gold and Honey.

Click here to listen to Fix Me Up

Click here to watch the video for Gold and Honey

10. Beachwood Sparks – The Tarnished Gold

Eleven years elapsed between their first and second albums but it would appear time hasn’t been entirely wasted if this set of songs is to go by. Shades of Neil Young and a multitude of west coast pop, there’s a lot to like with the album opener Forget The Song being one of the finest tracks released by anyone this year.

Click here to watch the video for Forget The Song

Click here to listen to Mollusk

11. Country Funk 1969-1975

Although the most well known name on this album, Bobby Darin,  plays one of his most unrecognizable but brilliant songs in Light Blue, it’s Mac Davis’s Lucas Was A Redneck and Piledriver by Dennis The Fox that set the tone best. A long overdue collection of the country and funk amalgam leading to one of the compilations of the year.

Click here to listen to Lucas Was A Redneck

Click here to listen to Piledriver

 

The Casting Process: An Occasional Series Part 2

Preface

I have quite a few friends who are professional actors and even the ones who are seemingly very successful are still going up for auditions whether they be for television shows, plays or commercials. It seems to be the case that unless you are Hollywood A-list, you still have to prove your worth via the audition process time and time again. I have certainly enjoyed the acting jobs I have been involved in ranging from independent short films to the Belle&Sebastian TV show Write About Love. Mercifully, I didn’t have to audition for those parts as I was asked to be in them due to the powers that be thankfully being fans of my work. However, the audition process has always intrigued me and when I was asked last year if I would like to attend a commercial casting I thought it would at the very least be an interesting and valuable experience regardless of the fact that to some, it seems a dreadfully stressful process.

Now, on closer inspection the world of commercial castings is not wholly ideal. I don’t really want to appear in an advert but what I do know is that it would pay to be seen by certain casting directors who also cast for films and television dramas. I can see it now, some high powered player going “Remember that Scottish guy who auditioned for the lager commercial? He had something about him didn’t he? I think he would be great for the part of the investigative journalist who has a great line in witty retorts for the 6 part series on the downfall of the Murdoch empire after the phone hacking scandal which is going to be shown on the BBC in Britain and HBO in America.”  At the time of writing I have yet to be offered this role but I have attended a number of castings.

The way they work, or at least the way I have experienced them is as follows – I get a call the day before saying there is a casting that I am deemed suitable for and I have an alloted time to turn up and do my thing. Sometimes you are given quite a bit of information as to what the advert is about but other times details can be quite vague. On most occasions there is a short script e-mailed through along with a note saying “Actors should be off page for tomorrows casting”, meaning the script should be committed to memory. This always puts the fear in to me. I hate learning lines. I think that’s why I like to ad-lib as much as I can in whatever work environment I find myself in. Of course, it’s all very well ad-libbing but if they want you to stick to a script, you have to stick to a script. For me this normally involves reading over the thing many times, then doing the same out loud while smoking one too many cigarettes, something I’m trying to stamp out. I will not sleep particularly well night before.

The next day I will arrive for the casting roughly twenty minutes early. I do this because I can’t stand to be late for anything, it’s one of my major plus points. I like to find the door where the casting is being held and then walk round the block a few times until it’s two minutes before I’m due at which point I ring the buzzer. I then go up a flight of stairs as castings always seem to take place on the first floor. I proceed to tell someone, normally a woman, my name and that I’m here for the casting. You are then given a sheet to fill out with spaces for your name, agent details, clothing sizes and whether or not you have a valid passport and driving license. Normally you are also given a copy of the script to look over along with the other people up for the audition who are sitting quietly and avoiding looking at each other.

It is at this point I take my seat and join in the eye contact avoidance game. I can’t help but feel everyone is thinking the same thing, something along the lines of “Hey c**ty balls, f**k you, I should be getting this gig and not you.” That’s the impression I get anyway. At some point, your name is called and you walk in to a room where there could be one to five people ready to watch the audition. There is almost always a casting director present, sometimes the director and a cameraman to film you trying to impress those that matter. Before you start the audition you are asked to give your name, the name of your agent and to show your hands to camera. The first time I was asked to do this it took me by surprise but mercifully I always keep my finger nails clean. It would also appear the case that if you have less than two functioning hands a career in commercial advertising may be an ill-advised route to take. It’s then time to audition, you may be asked to do it a few times in fact. You then thank them for seeing you and leave the room after which you walk passed the other actors still waiting to go in and still avoiding eye contact with each other. You then descend the inevitable flight of stairs before getting back out to the pavement. At this point you light up a cigarette, take a long draw and think to yourself, “Well, I totally f**ked that up” or if it’s gone well, “Christ, I’m glad that’s over, hmm… I think I’m in with a chance there.”

That, in general, are how things play out but each casting differs from another ranging from the relatively straight forward to the bizarre and ridiculous. In this occasional series I’ll go in to detail about some of the castings I’ve been to which will hopefully raise a smile, be of interest but not facilitate any tears. Next up, the chance to pretend to be French and bag some free continental lager.

Part 2

The casting is for Stella Artois and there is a lot to go on for this one. I am up for the part of  “Paul”, who is a barman attending a class with other barmen in order to be taught how to pour the perfect pint by the beautiful “Audrey”, who is taking the class. I like the sound of Paul. He is unconventionally attractive, enigmatic, charming and likable, this I know from the character description. He is the perfect French New Wave man but he is not a chiseled model. He is meant to be cool but without trying to be. Of prime importance is the actor’s ability to be able to handle subtle humour well. It is also mentioned that Paul is the one who will interact with Audrey the most. There is no clue as to the shooting location but one would hope it’s at least a short bus ride from Grenoble.

I really want this, I am eager to bag the role. The Stella Artois commercials I have seen of late all recall the French new wave of cinema and they have said that this new advert will be akin to a Jean-Luc Goddard movie. This is all very cool, I’ll never be in one of his films so this is the next best thing. I really want this. There is also going to be a very pretty girl in the advert and that can only be viewed as a massive bonus, we will probably get on well, start dating, end up getting married and laugh about how we met on a Stella Artois commercial. This is some time in the future and so I must first concentrate on the audition. There are only a few lines and I imagine there will be one person behind a camera who will voice the lines of “Audrey”. I really want this.

I’m feeling good about this as I make my way to the studio just off Leicester Square. My state of quiet self confidence is immediately rocked on arrival though. There are male models everywhere. Loads of the bastards, all with stupid hair cuts and t-shirts with plunging neck lines. This is not the Goddard way. If you are going to wear a t-shirt to such a casting at least make it a blue and white striped one which looks vaguely French, the kind Brian Jones wore in 1966. This only serves to unsettle and anger me in equal measure. The outline document specifically stated that they were looking for men who weren’t chiseled models or had conventional good looks. These guys are straight out of Milan or wherever else male models hang out and I wager have no appreciation of the nouvelle vague or are able to drink four pints of Stella without turning in to a blabbering arsehole in flip flops. I could drink a keg of Stella and still extue the virtues of Goddard, Truffaut and Rivette without slurring. I’d give it a good shot anyway and still be fit enough to read a chapter of Satre’s Nausea before feeling like puking. This self-righteousness is quickly curbed when I realise there are in fact two castings going on at the same time, one for Stella and one for a new VO5 hair product, hence the male models. It is only then that I clock two unconventional yet not wholly unattractive blokes sitting quietly in the corner with a script. This is my competition and I must beat them. I really want this.

When it’s my turn to be called I’m surprised by how many people are in the room. I count 7 but I try not to let my eyes dart about too much as I must remain focussed. I’m introduced to the director and some other people but I’m still not sure what their roles are. The director is American and appears confident, self assured and in my view at least, a bit of a prick. He may well be a nice chap but the way he sits with one foot on a table acting all nonchalant doesn’t sit well with me. I feel decidedly prickly.

Here I am about to act out a scene for his benefit while bearing my artistic soul and he can’t even be arsed to take his foot off the table. He deserves a foot up his arse. It’s worth remembering I’m the one who has made a film, albeit a short, which has gone to the heart of Hollywood and created a stir. Well, perhaps not a stir but the fact remains a successful Hollywood producer doesn’t just like it, he loves it. I decide it’s advisible to keep all these thoughts to myself. Best not to appear boastful while this hapless prick has to direct commercials until he gets his big film break, if indeed it ever comes. Poor bloke, at least he’s trying I suppose.

I do the scene once, pretending to be “Paul” speaking to “Audrey” and it doesn’t go too badly. I feel suitably attractive in an unconventional way but with a sense of charm and underlying vulnerability. The woman behind the camera delivers the lines and I retort at all the correct points. On finishing the scene I can’t help but feel everyone in the room is thinking “Well, if he’s not our Paul I don’t know who is?” The director pipes up, “Ok, that was good but could you do it again but a bit less smiley?”. Less smiley? I know I didn’t look glum but I wasn’t aware of how smiley I was. Rest assured, I can do “less smiley” no problem. So, once again I play out the scene with less of a smile and more of an enigmatic, willing to learn how to pour the perfect pint whimsy to my facial gestures. They must be loving this I think to myself, even the director who has now taken his foot off the table. This is the moment they find their Paul and I become a new Jean-Paul Belmondo figure for the internet based Stella Artois Goddard aping commercial fan base that is sure to rise up in approval of my work. I finish the scene, the director shuffles, sits up and says “Ok, thank you very much”. Nothing else. I was expecting a little more on the side of awe struck but I figure he has to remain cool about things and is probably already bemoaning the fact that he has to sit through loads of other actors while all the time knowing he has already found his Paul. We’ll probably even laugh one day about the fact that on first impressions I thought he was a prick. I’ll even introduce him to the Hollywood producer who loves my short if he plays his cards right. I leave the room, walk down a flight of stairs and out in to the open air where I feel I certainly didn’t fuck things up. It was not a disaster and after the smiley corrections I put in a good performance. I really want this.

Final Conclusion – No Call Back.

Final Comment – Buggar, I really wanted that.

The Casting Process: An Occasional Series – Part 1

 

I have quite a few friends who are professional actors and even the ones who are seemingly very successful are still going up for auditions whether they be for television shows, plays or commercials. It seems to be the case that unless you are Hollywood A-list, you still have to prove your worth via the audition process time and time again. I have certainly enjoyed the acting jobs I have been involved in ranging from independent short films to the Belle&Sebastian TV show Write About Love. Mercifully, I didn’t have to audition for those parts as I was asked to be in them due to the powers that be thankfully being fans of my work. However, the audition process has always intrigued me and when I was asked last year if I would like to attend a commercial casting I thought it would at the very least be an interesting and valuable experience regardless of the fact that to some, it seems a dreadfully stressful process.

Now, on closer inspection the world of commercial castings is not wholly ideal. I don’t really want to appear in an advert but what I do know is that it would pay to be seen by certain casting directors who also cast for films and television programmes. I can see it now, some high powered player going “Remember that Scottish guy who auditioned for the lager commercial? He had something about him didn’t he? I think he would be great for the part of the investigative journalist who has a great line in witty retorts for the 6 part series on the downfall of the Murdoch empire after the phone hacking scandal which is going to be shown on the BBC in Britain and HBO in America.”  At the time of writing I have yet to be offered this role but I have attended a few castings.

The way they work, or at least the way I have experienced them is as follows – I get a call the day before saying there is a casting that I am deemed suitable for and I have an alloted time to turn up and do my thing. Sometimes you are given quite a bit of information as to what the advert is about but other times details can be quite vague. On most occasions there is a short script e-mailed through along with a note saying “Actors should be off page for tomorrows casting”, meaning the script should be committed to memory. This always puts the fear in to me. I hate learning lines. I think that’s why I like to ad-lib as much as I can in whatever work environment I find myself in. Of course, it’s all very well ad-libbing but if they want you to stick to a script, you have to stick to a script. For me this normally involves reading over the thing many times, then doing the same out loud while smoking one too many cigarettes, something I’m trying to stamp out. I will not sleep particularly well night before.

The next day I will arrive for the casting roughly twenty minutes early. I do this because I can’t stand to be late for anything, it’s one of my major plus points. I like to find the door where the casting is being held and then walk round the block a few times until it’s two minutes before I’m due at which point I ring the buzzer. I then go up a flight of stairs as castings always seem to take place on the first floor. I proceed to tell someone, normally a woman, my name and that I’m here for the casting. You are then given a sheet to fill out with spaces for your name, agent details, clothing sizes and whether or not you have a valid passport and driving license. Normally you are also given a copy of the script to look over along with the other actors, often recognisable ones from film and television,  up for the audition who are sitting quietly and avoiding looking at each other.

It is at this point I take my seat and join in the eye contact avoidance game. I can’t help but feel everyone is thinking the same thing, something along the lines of “Hey c**ty balls, f**k you, I should be getting this gig and not you.” That’s the impression I get anyway. At some point, your name is called and you walk in to a room where there could be one to five people ready to watch the audition. There is almost always a casting director present, sometimes the director and a cameraman to film you trying to impress those that matter. Before you start the audition you are asked to give your name, the name of your agent and to show your hands to camera. The first time I was asked to do this it took me by surprise but mercifully I always keep my finger nails clean. It would also appear the case that if you have less than two functioning hands a career in commercial advertising may be an ill-advised route to take. It’s then time to audition, you may be asked to do it a few times in fact. You then thank them for seeing you and leave the room after which you walk passed the other actors still waiting to go in and still avoiding eye contact with each other. You then descend the inevitable flight of stairs before getting back out to the pavement. At this point you light up a cigarette, take a long draw and think to yourself, “Well, I totally f**ked that up” or if it’s gone well, “Christ, I’m glad that’s over, hmm… I think I’m in with a chance there.”

That, in general, are how things play out but each casting differs from another ranging from the relativly straight forward to the bizarre and ridiculous. In this occasional series I’ll go in to detail about some of the castings I’ve been to which will hopefully raise a smile, be of interest but not facilitate any tears. First up, the chance to film in New York while holding a Kindle.

To be more specific, the role here is for a man between 30 and 35 years who is warm, friendly and articulate. He is also obsessed with his new Kindle, the product which the shoot is for. The script is short and features two characters, the man and his wife. I assume the lines for the wife will be voiced by the director, as has been my experience at previous auditions. The filming location is New York City and the shoot will last a few days.

I get notification of this one on the way back from Brighton where I have been shooting a short film which will be shown as part of a live show I’m appearing in. No bother though, it’s a short script and it will be just me, the director and a camera which the director will also operate. I’m not a particular fan of Kindles, I like libraries and I like a book in my hand as opposed to on a computer screen but I will of course keep this to myself. The fact that it’s being filmed in New York is very enticing. By way of preparation I am sent an earlier American version of the advert which features a guy and a girl. Basically, the guy has a kindle the girl hasn’t, the premise is that she is stressing out about getting to a book shop in time to buy a new novel while he simply downloads it in under 60 seconds thus demonstrating the advantages of the product. I find it pretty cheesy and I think to myself that if I ever had the misfortune of meeting these people I would want to slap the bloke in the face with a big haddock and do a shit in the woman’s hand bag in order to give her something to really stress about.

The next day I make my way to Clerkenwell in central east London where the studio is based and wait in the rain for 20 minutes before I ring the buzzer, thankfully I have an umbrella, again, always the professional. I walk up a flight of stairs and I’m greeted by a woman who I presume must be a casting director, take a seat and fill out the information form. It is when the casting director asks if I’m doing the scene with her that alarm bells begin to ring. I am in fact about to audition with an actress who will be playing my wife. The first thing I notice is that she has a hand bag with her, I opt not to add to any stress she may be feeling by doing a shit in it. Worrying times though. I had no idea I would be auditioning with a live actress. Consequently, I’m convinced she will notice very quickly that I have no professional training and feel that it’s a disgrace for someone like her, who has no doubt trained at acting school and been in all manner of touring plays while waiting on her big break, is having to do a scene with a novice. I come to the conclusion that I will have to ‘act’ at being an actor before we even start acting out the scene. This manifests itself by me doing my utmost to show no visible sign of nerves and in my head at least, making up anecdotes from my time spent at The Central School Of Speech & Drama.

The one saving grace is that the part I am playing requires me to be engrossed in my kindle while not paying too much attention to my wife who is determined to get to a book shop. We go for it and I have to admit, I’m impressed by the way she immediately becomes the character, like a switch has been turned on. She is suddenly playing the part of a busy wife. I’ve never been married and so can’t rely on past experience. Luckily, I have been slightly disinterested in certain relationships I’ve had in the past and decide to rely on that for inspiration instead.

It seems to work to an extent as the director says we have a good chemistry. This visibly pleases the actress more than it does me, I have a feeling everyone auditioning here will be told they have good chemistry in an effort to give them more confidence for the scene. I may be wrong of course but I’ve heard my fair share of industry bollocks over the years that I take everything with a pinch of salt. I do nod in appreciation though as if to say “Well thank you for that, as trained actors we were hoping for chemistry.” We end up doing the scene three times. The director gives the actress some direction but none to me. I can’t figure out if this is because I am simply doing a great job or that the director already views me as a lost cause and any extra direction is superfluous. On the third and final take I forget my last line but we complete the scene regardless. This forgetfulness still narks me after I have thanked the director, done the same to my on screen wife, walked down the flight of stairs, opened the door back on to the pavement and lit a cigarette while believing that although I hadn’t quite messed it up, I hadn’t nailed it either.

Final Conclusion - No Callback

Final Comment - No great surprise. Onwards…

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2011 Albums Of The Year

Once again it is time for my albums of the year. As ever I’ve tried to keep things fairly concise with nine new  releases and one re-issue. As I said last year when compiling my best of 2010, I still approach end of year polls in newspapers and magazines with extreme caution as I agree with some choices and vehemently disagree with others. The following simply consists of the records that have meant the most to me and of course, those I think are the best. It’s all subjective. I have included links to songs and performances from the artists featured should you wish to investigate more. The list is in no particular order and I am sure there are some albums I have forgotten to include but there it is. Here then are my top ten albums of 2011.

1. The Middle East – I Want That You Are Always Happy

Quite simply, this album contains some of the most beautiful, melodic and at times haunting songs I’ve heard in quite some time on the same album. This was obviously a band with great musical ambition and it seems rather strange to speak about them in the past tense as shortly after this release, the group disbanded. One can’t help and wonder what might have been if they had stayed together, it seems a real shame to produce something this good only to call a halt to proceedings. It is a great epitaph though.

Click here to watch the video for Jesus Came To My Birthday Party

Click here to listen to As I Go To See Janey

2. Jeffrey Lewis – A Turn In The Dream-Songs

I went to my first Jeffrey Lewis gig this year in London and I hadn’t experienced a show like it in a long while where I was hooked from first song until last. His opening number that night was Time Trades from this album and displays brilliantly his lyrical dexterity. Some of the set was also accompanied by a backdrop of Lewis’s own cartoons leading to a mixture of DIY music making and almost Harvey Pekar-esque story telling. An intoxicating concoction to witness live, a great album in its own right.

Click here to listen to Time Trades

Click here to watch The Guardian How I Wrote Session for Try It Again

3. The Phoenix Foundation – Buffalo

I really do think that is as strong an album as has been released by anyone this year. This is actually the fourth album by the Kiwi band as well as two soundtracks so they could never be labelled as workshy at least.  Their live shows, two of which I’ve been in attendance at in 2011 comprised music from all four albums and certainly helped to showcase a band with expert musicianship and an ear for a nice hook even in the more psychedelic parts of the show. Weirdly at times,  the percussionist seemed to act as if  he’d won a competition to play on stage with a signed band if his dancing like a loon was anything to go by but regardless, this album is quite magnificent and has yet to achieve the wider acclaim it deserves.

Click here to watch the video for Pot

Click here to watch the band perform Buffalo on Later With Jools Holland

4. Stevie Jackson – (I Can’t Get No) Stevie Jackson

The most surprising aspect of this debut solo release from Belle&Sebastian’s Stevie Jackson is that it took until 2011 to see the light of day. It was worth the wait though, for the albums title alone.  Thankfully the music is also a joy to behold. I’ve always been a huge admirer of Stevie’s songwriting in Belle&Sebastian in songs such as Jonathan David, The Wrong Girl and To Be Myself Completely and this craft is exemplified superbly on this album.  From the lush Gretsch driven melody in Richie Now, a song concerning the dreams shared with a school friend about one day becoming rock stars to the humourous stresses of sending an e-mail to someone you’re attracted to in Press Send,  this is a most accomplished debut album, albeit by someone with more than a little previous experience in music making.

Click here to watch Feel The Morning performed at Dr Jimmy’s in Glasgow

Click here to listen to Kurosawa

5. The Warm Digits – Keep Warm… With The Warm Digits

The first time I heard The Warm Digits was when Andy Weatherall played the song A Warm Front, Coming From The North as part of a mix he was doing for BBC 6Music.  I mistakingly  thought I was listening to a great lost Nue! or Tangerine Dream song. As it turned out they are from Newcastle which isn’t in Germany, not even close really. Whatever the case, their take on krautrock and electronica works very, very well indeed.

Click here to listen to A Warm Front, Coming From The North

Click here to watch a live performance of Keep Warm

6. AgesandAges – Alright You Restless

This is the debut album from the Portland band and has been described in some circles as “raw choral pop”. There certainly seems to be a “less is more” philosophy to the music making which is something I’ve always been drawn towards. Having said this, it never sounds too sparse, just beautiful and rather uplifting. The musical equivalent of someone you fancy complimenting you on both your dress sense and bone structure.

Click here to watch the video for Navy Parade (Escape From The Black River Bluffs)

Click here to listen to No Nostalgia

7. Thurston Moore – Demolished Thoughts

Hearing this album again after the news of Moore’s split with Kim Gordon certainly makes for a more poignant listen but regardless of relationship status it’s still a winner. With no new Beck album this year (I hope he does another soon) I was interested in this long before it came out as Beck was producing and he does so with aplomb. I imagine some still immediately associate Moore with loud, feedback driven guitar music but this is a far more acoustic effort with violins taking prominence over the more traditional harsh guitar sounds of Sonic Youth.

Click here to watch a short Thurston Moore documentary with performances from the album

Click here to listen to Illuminine

8. The War On Drugs – Slave Ambient

I imagine this record will be popping up in a quite a few other end of year lists and with good reason. They have been compared to everyone from Spiritualized and Bob Dylan to Neil Young and Bruce Springsteen. To be honest, I see more Jason Pierce in here than any of the others but that’s just my take on it. I sometimes in moments of ponder, think that along with the melodica, the harmonica is a somewhat underused instrument in modern music. Thankfully, the use of it on this album, albeit subtley at times, is most welcome.

Click here to watch the video for Baby Missiles

Click here to listen to I Was There

9. The Shivers – More

Based in New York and signed to Fence Records in the UK, the first song on More is only thirty seconds long and features a piano and nothing else, no bad thing. The theme of love seems pretty prevalent throughout the songs contained or more precisely lovelornness, but it certainly isn’t a morbid listen. As a slight aside, I think that a Transformer-era Lou Reed would have done a terrific cover of Love Is In The Air. If an album on this list benefitted from repeat listens more than any other I would say it was this one, sometimes immediacy takes a bit time.

Click here to listen to Irrational Love

Click here to watch the video for More

10. Primal Scream – Screamadelica (re-issue)

I felt obliged to include this re-issue not so much for the original album but for all that came with it. I re-bought this on iTunes for £12.99 and I think it may have been the bargain of the year, all the more so if I didn’t already own most of it on vinyl but now isn’t the time for nit picking. As well as a re-mastered version of the original “classic”, the price included the Dixie Narco EP, various remixes and a quite brilliant live show from the Los Angeles Palladium. I went to see them play Screamadelica at the Manchester Apollo and while it was a great show, Bobby Gillespie seemed intent on asking the crowd if they were ready to “testify” before launching in to Movin’ On Up at the start of the show. This led to some confusion on my part as for a second I was unsure if I was at a gig or a bystander at the Salem witch trials. As it turned out I was at a gig. Either way, it’s hard to better this re-issue on value for money at least, but the music is rather good too.

Click here to see Bobby intent on the crowd testifying

Click here to see the band perform Come Together live at Glastonbury