As party season approaches, you may find yourself struggling for chit-chat at social functions. Don’t fret, I’ve written a book to help you through – What To Talk About When There’s Nothing To Talk About. The conversational subjects, opinions and standpoints contained will hopefully help see you through. If you have ever wondered why some women still insist on walking around in shoes with the scuffed price sticker still on the sole, why the word ‘football’ should never be abbreviated to ‘footy’ or how it is almost impossible to be spontaneous in modern society then this is the book for you. All that remains to be said is go forth, and socialise…

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